It's like Cracker Jacks... only less pleasant of a surprise

Here's a magic trick for you. Watch my left hand closely as I use my right hand to cleverly combine the Shaq quote of the day and the random athlete vs. celebrity picture of the day. Shazam!

“I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that’s strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men,” O’Neal said. “I’m going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make ‘em quit and complain. It’s what I do.”

Don't mess with... Georgia

While watching a NASCAR race on TV, two Georgia men decided to get shammered like every other person of age (8) who has ever watched a NASCAR race. Apparently, the two men then lost all sense of better judgment and forgot that Driving While Intoxicated is not specific to actually driving. It is more specific to being near a road on any object that may move. Every reasonable person know that.
I would like to have seen the report had they been riding bull mastiffs or black bears, maybe even one of those cute little Barbie jeeps.

Kinda like Space Jam... only different

Today will be the first of many random days in which I will post a picture of an athlete and some sort of famous celebrity. I'm sure that you will never be able to look at these athletes the same way again. Enjoy.

Shaqtacular Quote of the Day

“I weigh 330,000 pounds…I’m the NBA’s best NFL player, and I’ve always been the sexiest 7-footer in the NBA – for 12 years running.”

No explanation necessary.

Chavez talks into what?!

It's common knowledge that Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez is a lunatic. He's straight up mentally ill. Yet, he is still the leader of a pretty substantial South American country.

Apparently as part of his crusade to make everything cheap or free in Venezuela, he has manufactured a cell phone. Good for him. I have no problem with Venezuelans being able to afford cell phones. But, because he's good ole Hugo, he had to go and give it a name that is remarkably similar to the slang word for penis. Cheap cell phone or not, I, personally have no desire to put that anywhere near my face. Follow the link for the story.

UCASports.com Editor position open

If I were Autumn Stewart, Freshman discus thrower at UCA, I would do two things. 1) Make UCASports.com remove my picture from the front page. 2) Never let anyone take a picture of me while throwing discus again.

Billy Mays won't even promote this

This is one of the biggest reasons that I don't go to Toadsuck Daze anymore. As tempting as deep fried desserts are, the possibility of seeing Pregnant G-string Girl is overwhelming.
What makes this worse, is that this was not the only picture taken. This girl had more people taking pictures of her openly than Dale Jr. in an Alabama Dollar General.

NBA Photo Gallery

From left to right: Brian Scalabrine (Celtics mascot/ giant white Irish mediocre basketball player), Joakim Noah (Bulls energy guy, ugly son of wierd tennis player and hot model), Paul Pierce (Self proclaimed "Best Basketball Player in the World", guy who plays running alien in Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind).