Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Herschel Walker is a very large, very crazy man.


Per Robbie's request, I am dropping some truth bombs today. However, I have spent literally 3.2 minutes looking for the video evidence of Herschel Walker's craziness during the Georgia v. Boise St. game to no avail. So you'll have to take my word for it.

Herschel was being interviewed by some girl sideline reporter about his documentary that is about to come out. Let it be known, that Herschel has long been known as a nut job. This is not new news for anybody. He's crazy. He's also incredibly ripped which is a scary prospect for the world. That dude could clearly go on a killing rampage the likes of which Marvel couldn't dream up. Coming back to the interview, Herschel was definitely on his crazy game. Even when he was making logical statements, he still sounded crazy. He, of course, threw in the requisite gratitude to God and Jesus Christ. No problem there, although at first ear shot I did think that he claimed to be Jesus Christ. Then, the interview got serious and all documentary pluggy. The focus was turned from his career and Georgia to his film. This was his synopsis...

"This is not a movie about rockets, but I do believe in rockets."

Thank you Herschel for clarifying that you do, indeed, believe in rockets. There was a lot of speculation about whether rockets actually existed and you have now nipped all of that right in the bud. Rockets do exist people... do not fret.

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