Mr. Ronald Jones was busted for possession of cocaine. Do you think they even bothered looking for the coke? My guess is they took a look at the guy and just charged him for looking like he may have swallowed 3 lbs of cocaine.
Mr. David Howell was arrested for public intoxication. He must have been passed out in the middle of the road. They have tried to close his mouth several times. Not going to happen.
Justin Alexander was arrested for failure to appear and for being too dumb to figure out where the camera is. Mayflower, AR has never been known for an overly high IQ average.
Russell King was arrested for domestic battery. He must be married to a freaking gorilla. Seriously, dude?! Did you find her at the circus? Oh... I see, you tripped. Maybe fell down the stairs. I'm sure she loves you.
Ray Woodson arrested for... any guesses??? Yeah... tweaked out of his gourd. Sad thing is that he thought he was snorting cocaine. When they tested it, it was just powdered sugar and comet. Explains a lot.
This was an accident. Robert Dwiggins was arrested for failure to appear. They thought he was Willie Nelson. He was released shortly after the arresting officer searched him and didn't find a single doobie on him.
I'll try to make this a regular feature. It's a good time for everyone. Well, everyone except these guys. That would probably ruin a day.
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