Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Bull Shark v. Salt Water Crocodile



And so begins Animal vs. Animal. I really think it would be awesome if somebody would create a show that would actually make this happen. Unfortunately, all of our friends at PETA would crap bricks if we put their beloved animals in a cage match to the death. Seriously though, who wouldn't watch a show that let two ferocious animals mow through each other like a fat kid at a Golden Corral. So... on to the fight.


Keep in mind, that the name of the game is not "Which animal would make you crap your pants quicker?" We are only interested in a head to head, strengths vs. weaknesses fight. Here's my thoughts: Normally, I always side with the Bull Shark. They are terribly frightening if for no other reason than their unmatched aggression and complete disregard for life of any kind. They have razor sharp teeth, super elusive speed, and even the guy on River Monsters doesn't want to tangle with this guy. In a battle in the water, which I am assuming, they may even have a slight advantage in the swimming category- no pesky little T-Rex legs to get in the way. However, if anybody has ever seen a crocodile up close and personal, they know why most consider them to be the closest thing to a dinosaur still living. They are massive, fast, and have jaws that would crush a Mack Truck. They have the slight weakness of not having strong muscles to open the mouth, but my guess is that the bull shark is not aware of this. My bet is firmly placed on the Salt Water Crocodile. This is mostly based on size and pure power, so the bull shark with its Mike Tysonesque aggression and lunacy still has a shot, but I'm going 8 out of 10 battles in favor of Croc.

1 comment:

  1. You should work for Spike TV or Discovery. Get Mike Rowe or Michael C. Hall (Showtime's Dexter) to narrate and its raining gold.

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