Don't mess with... Georgia

While watching a NASCAR race on TV, two Georgia men decided to get shammered like every other person of age (8) who has ever watched a NASCAR race. Apparently, the two men then lost all sense of better judgment and forgot that Driving While Intoxicated is not specific to actually driving. It is more specific to being near a road on any object that may move. Every reasonable person know that.
I would like to have seen the report had they been riding bull mastiffs or black bears, maybe even one of those cute little Barbie jeeps.